Learn very POWERFUL LESSONS ( emphasis mine, for sarcastic reasons) to build your faith, by the most renowned bible teacher in all of eternity, Robert Tilton. Robert Tilton False Doctrine Fake Phony liar fart preacher pimp money prosperityThis man will take you places you never dreamed possible with his MIND BLOWING ( again, emphasis for the sake of sarcasm, in case some are not understanding) expostition of the scriptures.  If you ever wanted success in your life, you should look no further than Robert Tilton, who will not only uncover the real secrets behind the Word of God, but he will show you things that you NEVER THOUGHT WAS POSSIBLE ( you gettin’ it yet?) in the Kingdom of God.




So did Robert Tilton and his Success N Life miracle word, do anything for you? Amazing, isn’t it?

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    Where False Doctrine and Heresy in the Modern Church World Get PWND

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    This entry was posted on Monday, October 13th, 2008 at 9:24 am.
    Categories: Religion, Satire.



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    4 Comments, Comment or Ping

    1. I think we might agree on Robert Tilton and Benny Hinn and their ilk…i fell for the word of faith movement for about a year in my tenure as a christian, before i realized it was BS.

      scum of the earth.

      Matt Oxleys last blog post..Ray Comfort–an open invite and a rebuttal to a video

    2. Tony

      That is something that I do agree with you on, Matt. The word of faith is the biggest perversion to what I hold as the actual presentation in the Bible. I know you don’t believe in any of it, but at least you can see that aspect of the Word of Faith.

    3. absolutely, even though i dont believe the bible is any more than a book designed by people that wanted power. I do see that it never promotes prosperity doctrines unless you take it far out of context…

      Matt Oxleys last blog post..Ray Comfort–an open invite and a rebuttal to a video

    4. Julie Kirtley

      Why in the world would you think that God changed his mind, and his nature from Old Testament to New? God promised Israel blessing, prosperity, etc..health….if they would follow him. Why would he want any less for those who became his children…in Christ?

      If you are in Christ, then you are Abraham’s seed and heirs according to the promise.

      God doesn’t just care about where we end up after this life. He cares about us right here, right now. So, if we need healing, or financial help…we can look for help/answers anywhere but not from God? This thought process makes no sense to me–but tons of people have it. I just think that people have no idea how much He loves us…and even though I DO believe that all of these things are the will of God for us, I know that my understanding of His love is like a dust particle in the universe….

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