I’m A Blogger

I’m looking for a miracle man
That tells me no lies
I’m looking for a miracle man
Who’s not in disguise

Now we all know who Ozzy Osbourne sang that song about (we won’t go there) but I wanted to use those lyrics to set up this new millenniums miracle man (so it seems) Todd Bentley.
My brother and I talk about this guy all of the time. So, how can I resist writing about him on here?

Physically speaking, Todd Bently is an overweight fella’, who looks like he is leader of a Los Angeles Lowrider Truck gang. Now I have nothing against piercings and tattoos (although Bentley got a revelation from God telling him to get those tattoos.  Seems like God forgot about inspiring Leviticus 19:28 as a law) But the beard man….it looks like someone shaved a woodland creature and glued its body hair to his face.

Don’t even get me started on his Female Angel guide that follows him around and talks to him.  He named her Emma.  Nowhere in the word of God does it ever mention a female angel.  Nowhere.

Anyhow by now everyone has seen this video of Todd Kneeing the Cancer guy.
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The same guy that released that video has also released another one where Todd tells the world that all of those videos on YouTube are edited and spliced together. (Kind of reminds me of Adam Sandler’s goat that went to the Amusement park with the guys when he was supposed to be tied to the back of the pickup truck. When the goats master found a picture of the goat on the roller coaster he yelled at the goat about it, to which the goat replied: “They superimposed me”…..genius goat…pure genius)

Anyhow, here is that follow-up video of Todd:

Genius Todd…pure genius.
Well, this probably won’t be the last we hear of ol’ Todd Bentley. Him and those Duke boys are always into trouble.