The newest “touch DNA” technology has stated to the police that all of the JonBenet Ramsey family is free and clear and had nothing to do with her murder. This came after years of doubt the world had on little JonBenet’s family.
If you can remember, it was also DNA that cleared crazy schoolteacher man, John Mark Karr.
“That was my cousin,” said touch DNA in a Robert DeNiro like voice when he was questioned about DNA clearing Karr. “He’s a good kid with a good head on his shoulders, but just between you and me, I would have said he did it. I know! I know! But have you seen this guy? He gives me the creeps. I would have put him away so fast. Then Eddie Murphy would have one less option while browsing the boulevard. What?! I’m a man of the people.”
The Ramsey family couldn’t be reached for comment, but we did get this statement from their publicist:
“We want to thank each and every one of you who never doubted the Ramsey family for a second. And to the rest of you, you can all burn in
Well it abruptly ends there, but we can assume the missing words were, “happiness and joy.”
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Geneva
That John Mark Karr guy is creepy… should be in prison just for being him
Jul 10th, 2008
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